March 25

I beg people to never ever utter this phrase to an artist, “you must have a lot of time on your hands.” You may not realize…

Remember Pieces of Flair on Facebook? The app were you could add a bunch of glossy buttons to a bulletin board. Here’s what my board looks…

I like how the Millennium Park logo treats the MP letters. My name is Matthew Paul Maldre. I greatly appreciate the MP treatment. That got me…

(photo courtesy of sparx) Monkeys across the country are coming out in huge packs voting for presidential candidate Barack Obanana. Pollsters Franklin J. Schaffner says, “We…

Everyone is familiar with the image of Jesus on a cross that we tend to forget the pain and humility involved. Imagine someone taking their pet…

A friend of mine, Andy Matznick, had a contest at his work to build a scene using Peeps as the focus. His Peeply Field scene won.

Punching out the last piece of gum from the 12-piece gum foil package gives me much satisfation. Looking back at all twelve empty pods in the…

i’m so gawd-tired today. And i need to pump out this KRT campus postcard today. It’s one of those rush jobs. *sigh* I want my bed.

I was going on a Walgreens break with a fellow SpongeBob fanatic, and he told me, “Matt look it’s SpongeBob!” At first I thought he meant…

Quark 5 Multiuser license agreement Peter Anton spotted this interesting tidbit in the Quark 5 Multiuser license agreement: “End User acknowledges that QLA UTILIZES A SECURED…