December 2

First to one million on each network —Twitter: Ashton Kutcher, YouTube: Lucas Cruikshank, Instagram: Justin Bieber, Threads: MrBeast, Bluesky: Alexandria Osasio-Cortez

Do a Google image search for my name, Matt Maldre, and the results show a photo of me that I use everywhere. I’m wearing a tan…

My top five favorite tweets I made in October and November 2009 via @spudart: For one week I’d like each car on CTA trains to play…

I’m looking to do a photo series where I photograph nativities in alleys. I’d like to leave the nativity in the alley for someone to find.…

I’m shocked at how many more double dog dares there are vs. the triple dog dare. And what is up with the non-existent Pentuple Dog Dare!!!…

Oh neglected elevator smells of dead alligator. Graphitti scrawled on the wall looking like a urinal stall. Inside we stand so nervous did the elevator just…

Oh elevator, so nice and clean. Oh elevator, no clutter to be seen. No papers, no shoes No clutter, nor booze. Just a pure smooth machine…

Next year 2002 is a palendrome. You can flip the number around and it still spells the same thing backwards and forwards. What will that spell…