Tag: Words

word: cohog definition: Two people who take up all the space on the couch. example: Hey, why can’t you make room for me on the couch!? You two are such cohogs! tags: hogs, rude, inconsiderate, couch, manners, polite, bad-mannered, barbarian,…

Definition: The type of poop that doesn’t flush down the toilet on the first try. Example: I don’t understand how people don’t watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop. Tags: poop, crap, poo,…

If you search for thesaurus in the thesaurus, would that make the thesaurus explode in a self-referential infinite loop? Try this potentially dangerous search and the thesaurus will calmly return this result: Main Entry: thesaurus  [thi-sawr-uhs] Part of Speech: noun…

word: WHOAAAAMAZING definition: Combination of whoa and amazing. When something surprises you at first. And then you sit down and admire it’s amazing character. example: WHOAAAAMAZING! Look at all those fireflies! I have never seen such a sight. tags: whoa,…

If I was famous I would sign my name with crazy shapes. Squares. Triangles. I’d draw borders around the card. In fact, at stores I’m gonna start doing crazy things with my signature. I was doing a circle around my…

Ill. nuclear reactor loses power, venting steam not from within the nuclear reactor itself, “officials said.” Normally we put quotes around what people say. But what if we put quotes around the person’s name? It puts into question the person’s…

word: whodda whadda howdda? definition: Another way of saying “who?! what?! how?!” Usually spoken in shock. example: Your cat is not vegetarian? Whodda whadda howdda? tags: who, what, how, interjection, surprise, shock, unbelieveable, awe, confusion, excitement, hysteria, jolt, stupor, whammy…

word: putemup definition: The interjection one yells while one’s fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for “put em up.” example: You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup!…

word: lll definition: laughing laughing laughing. Not just a short laugh. Not just a laugh out loud. But a prolonged laugh of good length. example: Did you see that potato? lll tags: laugh, laughing, long, extended, length, happy, funny, hilarious,…

Spotify. Why use Spotify? “Millions of tracks, any time you like. Just search for it in Spotify, then play it. Just help yourself to whatever you want, whenever you want it.” Here’s my reasons why you need to sign up…

I played the word POOD in Words with Friends. I always thought the past tense of poo would be spelled POOED. My second-grade humor was greatly pleased when Words with Friends accepted POOD. What a great Scrabble potty word to…

It seems like my Scrabble / Words with Friends rack always ends up multiple i’s. Does the letter i like to group together in herds? If you have the double-i syndrome like me, here’s some words that might come in…

Word: CRZAY Definition: When something is beyond crazy. You can’t even get yourself to say crazy the normal way, you end up saying CRZAY. Example: Person 1: This donut is so CRZAY. Person 2: You mean crazy? Person 1: Did…

Browsing through the public library, you see others standing in the same subject aisle as yourself. But when you Google something, you don’t see others doing the same search as you. Google should have an option where you can turn…

Are there any words you find hard to spell? Here’s my collection of tweets over the past few years that shares my difficult words: “rubbage” is actually spelled “rubbish?” #learningtospell I tend to spell simplier instead of simpler, which is…

The word “onemegabyte” sounds so cool. Too bad the domain and twitter account are taken. And yet there is no website and no tweets. Nothing is being stored on that onemegabyte.

“Dude, fml.” What does fml mean? Whenever I see “fml,” I think “full of mayo.” I know it means “f**k my life.” But that’s dramatic and negative. Full of mayo is much more fun. Can you imagine being full of…

Here is the complete list of all the words that are palindromes AND that you can type with just your left hand. There are 16 such words. dad deed ere esse eve ewe gag radar redder refer sagas sees sexes…

I combed the internet for a master list of palindrome words. I found a bunch. But none were a master list. Here's one list with all the palindrome words combined. A total of 216 palindrome words. a, aa, aba, acca,…

I’m excited to submit another word to urbandictionary, because hopefully the high-culture elitists at urbandictionary reject the word and then my list of rejected words will grow. Here we have the new word “idontbelieveinsearchengines” Word: idontbelieveinsearchengines Definition: When you ask…

The phrase “i don’t believe in search engines” has rarely been said online, according to search engines: 5 times Ask.com 3 times Google 2 times Excite 1 time Bing 1 time Dogpile 1 time Altavista 1 time Hotbot 1 time…

Stuck with a letter “Q” in Scrabble? You always look around for a “u” to attach it to. Right? Or maybe you are really slick and you look for the letter “i” to spell Qi. Let me introduce you to…

Borders donated 8,000 books to the Chicago Public Library System. I’d like to see a list of the titles they donated. Actually, come to think of it, I’d like to see where every book in the library came from. Every…

What do you think someone needs to hear? The question was posted by the You are Postcard Workshop at the Renegade Craft Fair. While walking the fair this past weekend, lots of great vendors were selling great wares, but I…

The Amazon Kindle allows you to see which parts of a book have been highlighted the most by everyone reading it on a Kindle. Here’s the Bible verses that were had the most highlights for the ESV version. —————— 540…

Ever want to come up with a fun nickname for someone, but draw a blank? Now you have a surefire way of making a cool nickname. Use this simple formula: First syllable of the person’s last name + “town” For…

The suburban train line system in Chicago recently started a new policy of having a “Quiet Car” on every Metra train. These “Quiet Cars” have signage to indicate that you are on a “Quiet Car” and thus you are to…

Jamonit! That’s how to say cool. It comes from the song “Jam on it” by Newcleus: On June 22, 2011 I started the trend by making a bunch of tweets with #jamonit! FractalSphere: LOL that's hilarious! RT @spudart Can we…

There’s a great site that tells you what photos look just like yours. It’s gazopa.com. Tell it the URL of your photo, or upload your photo; and it will give you all the photos online that look like your photo.…

Dear flickr friends, please name one of the roadblock pillars in this photo by leaving a note on my Quincy train station image. Leaving a note is as easy as 1,2,3: 1) Sign into flickr. 2) Go to the photo.…

Do you have a sticker library? Here’s some fun reasons to have stickers on file: — On the workplace pass-around birthday cards, you can sign with a fun sticker by your name — Instead of using tape on wrapping for…