• 1970s #1 Ponch
    9 x 12″ oil pastel on paperSale for this artwork is negotiable
  • geese or pigeons
    Goose poop is bigger.Pigeon poop is nastier. Geese are mean jerks. Pigeons are brainless idiots.Geese flock in burbs.Pigeons flock in cities. Geese are least kinda pretty. Pigeons are rats with wings.It’s fun to watch geese, because they make silly sounds.It’s…
  • Candy art theory
    Thoughts on the candy art that I have on sale at ebay right now: I believe the strongest types of art communicates to all levels of people, both intellectuals and the joe off the street. Take this candy series, it’s…
  • I’ve got artwork on ebay
    * Red Gummi Bear drawing* Tootsie Roll drawing* Red lollipop drawingcheck it out at: https://www.spudart.org/ebay. Spread the word!
  • fun with postage stamps
    I really like these orange stamps. I think everytime I mail something with it, I’m gonna write an orange joke on it. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?It ran out of juice. I made a compliation of…
  • The number 8
    It looks like an infinity symbol. A friend of mine, Noel, said it was standing up. I like how that personfies an infinity symbol–like it’s a person. Where does the infinity symbol work? Noel said a toll booth, because it…
  • credit card sized camera
    It’s literally the size of a credit card, and with its integrated brushed aluminum case is about half an inch thick at it thickest point and weighs just 1.8 ounces. Logitech Pocket Digital√Ö Camera for $129.95 at Logitech’s site. Yahoo…
  • critique my photo
    I made my first posting on photosig.com a site where you critique photos. The stuff on there is very high quality professional stuff. Check out my photo and leave a comment. The title of the photo is “Living on the…
  • Who can sell more art on ebay?
    A bet was placed between my twin brother, a friend, and me. By April 23, 2003, the person who earned the most money by selling their art on ebay wins. Erik, my twin bro is the first to put art…
  • most unpopular stamps ever
    oh boy! i simply can’t wait until the “neuter or spay” stamps come out from the post office. uh. YUCK! Check it out
  • most sunspots ever on today
    Today’s sunspot number is the highest EVER recorded since 1750!!!! Today’s sunspot number: 262!!! http://www.sunspotcycle.com History of sunspots: http://science.msfc.nasa.gov/ssl/pad/solar/images/zurich.gif
  • upper case numbers
    We have lower case and upper case letters. Why not lower and upper case numbers? John Weistroffer pointed this out to me while we were discussing why upper and lower letters exist. Then we figured that the numbers before the…
  • Squeeeeeeky floors at the art museum
    Another note on the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago: they recently installed new floors this winter on the second floor. I’m not sure what material they are made out of, but it’s kind of a plastic rubbery material. When…
  • Art museum for free
    I went to Chicago’s Museum of Contemporary Art today. It’s only free on Tuesdays. Today being Thursday, you’re supposed to pay. When you pay, you get a little metal button to wear. It’s not a pin, but a clip-on button,…
  • Do news anchors ever spill stuff on their shirts?
    Today i spilled some tartar sauce from my filet o fish sandwich on my shirt. It made me wonder if tv newsmen ever spill stuff on their shirts during commercial break. If so, would they have an extra one handy…
  • What Pre-1985 Video Game Character Am I?
    I am Mr. Do.I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I’m angered, I can be a devil – if you force…
  • plant
    Which way is up. Which way is down. Growth, digitalization.View the plant webpage.
  • shark attack
    An interactive ASCII art animation. Developed during an instant message with LauraView the Shark Attack website. Sale for this artwork is negotiable
  • more thoughts on inbetweenedness
    i was just thinking more about that inbetweenedness stuff while i was playing around with a rubber band. It kinda relates to when you stretch a rubber band really far. That moment right before the rubber band snaps. How far…
  • inbetweenedness
    you do anything crazy for 200220022002? y’know as much as i’m a fan of this unique number and appreciate it’s palendromic and balanced nature, I think the moment between balance and unbalance is much more interesting. Like when you’re walking…
  • Help with critiquing photos
    I just bought Terry Barrett’s “Criticizing Photographs” off Amazon.com. I’ve been doing alot of critiques at the awesome site http://www.photosig.com. I could always improve my critiquing abilities with this book.
  • Quote about Creative Workers
    “If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.” -John Cleese, actor
  • Potato chips and computers don’t work
    I haven’t eaten potato chips in years. Last week, I got the strange urge for some tater chips. I’m currently finding out that eating potato chips while at the computer just doesn’t work. Your hands get all greasy, and I’m…
  • Solar flares are attacking my computer
    Okay, now this is really creepy. Today I had this sequence of events. 7:57am A warning was given to the world by my blog post, Expect computer problems today, because of solar flares. (800.0 km/s speed solar flare activity) Little…
  • Are there less clouds in winter?
    Is it just me or has anyone noticed there tends to be less clouds in wintertime?
  • $100 Art Piece Stolen
    The piece from acrylic paint and real money was up for a month before someone noticed the $100 bill was missing. Whoever took it left five 20 dollar bills in place, but the artist claims the pieced is ‘ruined'” plastic.com…
  • Copy protected CDs?
    Dutch consumer electronics maker Philips, the co-creator of the CD, is opposed to the recent trend in copy-protected audio-CDs that contain countermeasures that prevent playback on computers and, in some unintended cases, normal CD players as well. The controversial new…
  • covert pictures
    Someone sent me a link to a site that sells a watch that can take pictures. My response to that was:*****that’s pretty neat. i’ve been considering ways to take photographs more covertly. i thought about cutting a small hole in…
  • Pigeons
    I really don’t like pigeons. They are like rats with wings. Please DO NOT ever feed pigeons. They are disgusting animals that poop everywhere. I wish the city would get rid of all pigeons. Today at lunch they were flying…
  • Mr. T on art
    go to the link on this page for Mr. T on art.Mr. T: The Toughest Sounds In The Worldhttp://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/9540/mrsound.html
  • Artiwu website version 1
    Artiwu connects Illinois Wesleyan University art students and alumni. The website contains bios of students and alumni, records of all the email discussions from the listeserv, the largest link database of Chicago art, pictures from years past. It was concieved…