Tag: Healthy living

I want to create tickets for whenever people complain about how cold it is outside. It’s Chicago, people. Deal with it. They would look very official Yet they would also be very humorous (so not to offend people at work)…

The high school reunion was fun. I’m glad I went. I wish i brought lisa with. Dave at work brought up a good point. It would have enabled her to see into a part of my past life. So when…

Upon opening a Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme, you will see this unappetizing “chocolate cookie bits in ‘white’ chocolate.” Looks like something else to me.

They would have more success with the 8-glasses-of-water-a-day thing if they said you should drink 64 ounces of water a day. Most people don’t know how much a “glass” is. Eight glasses just sounds ridiculously crazy, and most people just…

Can you eat six crackers in sixty seconds? The way to do it is to not stop when you reach one minute. Finish eating all six crackers and check your time. Then next attempt, try to get shave off five…

hires hi-res hi-resolution buwhahahahaha! Can you send me a hires picture? buwhahahaha! I wonder if a hires drink has more bubbles in it. buwhahahaha! get it? more bubbles? like a hires picture has more pixels. A hires drink would have…

Today McDonalds is providing hi-speed WIFI wireless internet access in 55 San Franscisco McDonalds restaurants. Chicago and New York will soon get theirs. When will it come to your town?

ohmigosh, do not buy Yoo-hoo if you want chocolate milk. It’s like water with chocolate powder. I even tried adding five of those half-n-half mini-moo’s to give some creme texture, but it’s still awful.

What would take longer to chill in a refrigerator:* unopened soda pop* opened soda pop (but with the bottle cap twisted back on, and none drank) I would think the opened soda would chill faster, because alot of the carbonation…

The coca-cola company has released a new soda pop drink called Tropical Sprite Remix. It’s a clear liquid reminiscent of Crystal Clear Pepsi and has a berry taste that is much better than Pepsi Blue. On the bottle it says…

For lisa’s birthday. i got her the napping book, some spongebob squarepeants coloring books (cuz we were looking for some a couple and could not find any cuz lisa and her sister wanted to color). And i got her a…

Tom and i just perfected the “pothead” emoticon. *–`—] : ) Tom made his excellent death by chocolate cake today. it’s spongebob squarepants! [8^D]|]= to add to the collection: alligator `—–,—,–“< person and shark in ocean ~~~~~^~~~~~\o/~~~~~

The morning was crazy as Lisa was running around trying to get stuff done for Rimas’s ads. She left in the morning to do errands: Feed fish at parent’s house (they are on vacation), go to work to print black…

Watched some silly rescue show with lisa. Ugh, she said cuz she watched WWE the night before. But then I managed to slip in some Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick and spongebob were selling chocolate door to door, so I ate some…

went to lisa’s. drove to papa john’s in the snow. Lisa ran over the median. Watched Spider-Man. Was impressed with spider-man Lisa gave me a nice valentines card with some spongebob squarepants chocolate!!!

Went up to the Milwaukee for their art museum, and we (dad, sis, bro, me) went to a german restaurant. Before that we were killing time, so erik and i went into a trophy shop. We asked if they had…

chocolate covered peanuts. mmmm.

During lunch at McDonalds I was reading a programming book and it put me to sleep. Then a McDonalds employee came by and woke me up!

* doughnuts have dough. i.e. Dunkin’ Donuts (yes, ironic, it should be Dunkin’ Doughnuts)* donuts are those light airy donuts that have no dough. i.e. Krispy Kreme. They are called “donut”, because they “Do nuthing”.

Having to look on the inside label, instead of under the cap, is very tricky by soda companies. It makes the drinker want to drink more fast, “did i win? did i win?”. The compeition for this one is: “Dr.…

You have a nice box of chocolates. You carefully pick a chocolate. With great anticipation and curiousity you bite into it only to have your mouth full of the awful texture of coconuts! Ban All Coconuts in Box of Chocolates…

Today at lunch, there was an elderly fellow dressed in a clean sport jacket and khaki pants who was rummaging through the McDonalds trash cans outside. My first thoughts were that he was homeless searching for food. But then I…

I went to the 25th Chicago Marathon this weekend and held up a sign. The sign had two sides to it, so I could turn it around to change my message (quite brilliant if you ask me). One side said…

What’s the grossest cooking thing you do?Here’s two of mine: Put 3 overeasy eggs between two untoasted pieces of bread, and put bar-be-que sauce on them! When I run out of milk, you can put water on your Coco Puffs.…

Pepsi’s newest promotion “Play Cool Million Cash Caps” seems like a big joke. You have to collect 11 caps each with a letter to spell out “COOL MILLION”. Yeah, what are the freakin chances of this? Right now, I’ve got…

Today, I was innocently standing at the train station when a stealth pigeon pooped all over my shoulder and arm. Last tuesday, I got bird poop on my back at McDonalds. It seems that Tuesdays are now my bird poop…

The weather in chicago this year has been pretty flat. Warm winter, cool spring. Is it the stability of being in a palendromic year.

Here’s another trick about pulling all-nighters and eating. Instead of eating dinner at 6:00, eat it more around 9:00pm. That way the energy from your dinner will carry you through the night.

When pulling an all-nighter, it’s critical to eat in the morning/afternoon afterwards. Even though your body may be tired, and you’re not really hungry. Not eating after staying up all night not only adds onto your tiredness, but multiplies it.

If you were to draw a human brain, what color would you make it? It can be any color. Gray, Red, Yellow, Blue, Purple, Green.

A recent email I sent to the “vanilla queen” at vanilla.com What, is there some sort of vanilla brigade out there wanting to fully eliminate any traces of chocolate dominance from the planet? Face it you vanilla villians, Chocolate has…