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poem for the sticky tangerine

My hands used to be clean, but then this tangerine became a juiceball machine and destroyer of all hygiene. Once so tasty and juicy, now just messy and goosey. It’s all over the freakin place on my nose ears and face!

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black and white film vs. digital

instead of shooting digital photos with a dinky camera, why not shoot black and white with an SLR? Film can cost under $2.00 a roll. And you’ll get super high quality. They say that digital cameras will have to be 12 mega-pixel to get the equivalent of 35mm. I’m thinking of setting up a photo […]

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Poem for the neglected elevator

Oh neglected elevator smells of dead alligator. Graphitti scrawled on the wall looking like a urinal stall. Inside we stand so nervous did the elevator just go out of service? Will someone please lend a hand for this elevator that once was grand.

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Ode to Elevator

Ode to Elevator

Oh elevator, so nice and clean. Oh elevator, no clutter to be seen. No papers, no shoes No clutter, nor booze. Just a pure smooth machine giving us efficiency

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New design. New features.

New design. New features.

As you can see, has a new look. I’m still making fine tuning changes here and there, so if you see any bugs or have any suggestions, I’d love to hear them. There will be many new features to come with the new design. In the coming weeks, I’ll periodically mention new features here […]

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Tickets for spelling errors on signs

In addition to tickets for complaining about cold weather, I’m gonna make up some tickets for public punctuation/spelling/grammar errors. We can sit here and complain all we want about how public signs have silly errors (which is always fun), but let’s actually do something about it by notifying those who made the signs that they […]

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