My hands used to be clean, but then this tangerine became a juiceball machine and destroyer of all hygiene. Once so tasty and juicy, now just messy and goosey. It’s all over the freakin place on my nose ears and face!
Archive | 2003
instead of shooting digital photos with a dinky camera, why not shoot black and white with an SLR? Film can cost under $2.00 a roll. And you’ll get super high quality. They say that digital cameras will have to be 12 mega-pixel to get the equivalent of 35mm. I’m thinking of setting up a photo […]
Bars should serve a “champions shot” in these little trophies.
Oh neglected elevator smells of dead alligator. Graphitti scrawled on the wall looking like a urinal stall. Inside we stand so nervous did the elevator just go out of service? Will someone please lend a hand for this elevator that once was grand.
Oh elevator, so nice and clean. Oh elevator, no clutter to be seen. No papers, no shoes No clutter, nor booze. Just a pure smooth machine giving us efficiency
As you can see, spudart.org has a new look. I’m still making fine tuning changes here and there, so if you see any bugs or have any suggestions, I’d love to hear them. There will be many new features to come with the new design. In the coming weeks, I’ll periodically mention new features here […]
What is the most commonly searched absurd word? * absurd * bonkers * crazy * cuckoo * foolish * freaky * goofy * idiotic * insane * loony * odd * pyscho * silly * screwy * outrageous * wacky * wild (you can vote by leaving a comment, you psycho)
Yesterday in Chicago it snowed a bit. I’d much rather have cold and snow than 40s and rain. One of the many nice things about winter is not having to always have an umbrella on hand.
You always get to have your state first in the list of pull-down menu on the web.
In addition to tickets for complaining about cold weather, I’m gonna make up some tickets for public punctuation/spelling/grammar errors. We can sit here and complain all we want about how public signs have silly errors (which is always fun), but let’s actually do something about it by notifying those who made the signs that they […]