Year: 2003

Oh, so then I got my haircut and I got ther JUST in time. It was 8:24pm and they close at 9:00pm. And the receptionist asked the only hair stylist left there if she had time for another person. She…

After work yesterday I went shopping for some brown or tan pants (preferably the stretchy kind) that would go with my shirt that I bought at H&M at lunch. I went down to Marshall Fields, and they had the whole…

lunch.com is available the deal of a price: $125,000.00. While I can’t quite afford that much money, I am currently in negotiations with them. Here’s an email that I sent to them: I’ll give you my lunch of a reuben…

went to the paper show last night, it was good. In a nice BIG room, so it wasn’t crazy crowded like it was last year. They gave everyone a card that you can bring to each booth and get it…

8:30pm Riding on a somewhat empty redline train northbound. Pull up to Montrose stop, people get off. A woman sitting next to me gasps, “He forgot his tape, his tape.” and points to a seat where a construction worker was…

I’m going to a paper show tonight where there are all the paper companies, and they give out lots of samples and goodies. At work, I’ve been organizing our paper cabinet for the past six months, so this will be…

Here are some of the things I put into my profile for my 10-year high school reunion Occupation: Graphic Designer for Tribune Media Services Hobbies: Art, ceramics, extreme croquet, getting lost, graphic design, illustration, learning, Macintosh, Mr. T., photography, programming,…

In just one morning, both the %%271-7155_IMG_400.jpg]Hershey Kisses-mobile and the %%271-7177_IMG_400.jpg]Peeps-mobile appeared across the street. Earlier this year, I saw the %%250-5074_IMG_400.jpg]Chuck Woolery mobile. Last year, I saw the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish mobile. So then it got me thinking about…

I’m redesigning the spudart.org website, and I’d love to get feedback from my readers about possible designs. Here is Option B (the home page). About the redesign The redesign will incorporate alot of backend database features * Every item on…

The interactive press kit for the acoustic rock and soul band, Down the Line, will help them hit it big. Instead of waiting to send out their press kit via snail mail, they can email the press kit in a…

Here’s an email I sent today to Griffin Armored Vehicles: Hello, I am interested in the Armored “B” Body Money Transport Vehicle. How much do one of these cost? It has all the features I desire: 1) They are the…

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When walking indoors, look up at the ceiling while walking and do not look down. It’s quite an odd experience, espicially when you turn around alot of corners.

Upon opening a Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme, you will see this unappetizing “chocolate cookie bits in ‘white’ chocolate.” Looks like something else to me.

Autumn has summer in the corner of the ring and is about to peform a suplex-body-slam-double-digit-powerbomb on autumn. hmm, it seems like autumn always beats summer. And winter always beats autumn. And spring always beats winter. And summer always beats…

Since June of last year, I’ve been meaning to experiment with rubbings in my art. After running off a few in the tribune tower lobby today, it seems like they need something more. Maybe… Make a collage by making rubbings…

There was a group of 200 or so %%271-7144_IMG_400.jpg]soldiers marching in formation on %%271-7135_IMG_400.jpg]Pioneer Court outside my window at work in the Tribune Tower in Chicago just 15 minutes ago. Half the soldiers, in blue were soldiers who were on…

The %%bodymass_full.jpg]body mass index is messed up. I’m 5’11” 180 pounds, putting me right on the border of being overweight with an index of 25. I know that I’m totally not overweight. Maybe it’s all the brains in my head…

I’m happy to announce that now when you add a comment and click the “Notify me when someone replies to this post” box, the notification emails you recieve will now have the body of the comment. Hooray! It was a…

They would have more success with the 8-glasses-of-water-a-day thing if they said you should drink 64 ounces of water a day. Most people don’t know how much a “glass” is. Eight glasses just sounds ridiculously crazy, and most people just…

After getting very little sleep, gravity feels really heavy on me this morning. Here’s a theory: As we sleep, our bodies release gravity. We almost always sleep horizontal, because it enables us to have more surface area to release gravity…

here is a hilarious animated gif of four dancers, what appears to be Voltron, a kung fu dude, a ballerina and Spider-Man. Whadda group. And look at those moves! Any idea on what brought these characters together?

Many people complain that flash mobs are lame, because it’s a group of people that “can’t think for themselves.” Actually, in the contrary, flash mobs are bringing back something that has been missing more and more in American society… the…

When I get old, if I have to go to a retirement home, i’m gonna try to think of it like going to college where you have a community there. (I dunno, just a thought. I really don’t know much…

I would toss them all on the street and make a roadblock. Then I’d stand there and photograph people as they grab as many pennies as they can carry. That would be kinda interesting, because in all reality, you can’t…

What is 37IW5? Look at it upside-down

Anything going bad today, just blame it on Mars.

Good thing they didn’t name Advil as “Edvil” cuz the letters rearranged would spell out “devil”. With “Advil” instead you get the word “valid”. Wow, what a difference.

I sneezed too hard this morning, and hurt my back. Not the vertebrae, but the area just underneath my left shoulder blade. Weird.

Mars has a cute little white hat.

Erin and I went down the Museum of Contemporary Art today during lunch on what was “free tuesdays”. Upon entering the exhibit a security guard asked us where our buttons were. “Buttons? Tuesdays are free, man” I responded. “The museum…